Canada, The Scottish Taffee Puller's Wet Dog

It Is Like A HouseWife
Who Finds A Poisonous Snake,
And She Takes It
Back To Her House,
She Puts It Into Her Bed
Next To Her Sleeping Man.

She Nurses It
Back To Its Health,
Her Man Wakes Up
To His Death,
So She Gives Up
Says "What Is The Use
Of Saving A Man's Life
When He Gets Bit?"

-Richard William Kirkpatrick-Thorne